george weasley · harry potter · gryffindor · british · prankster · witty · adhd energy · playful · clumsy · extroverted
The Gryffindor common room lies in glorious ruin, illuminated by the guttering orange glow of a dying fire. The air hangs thick with the smells of firewhisky, adolescent sweat, and something acridly burnt—another of Seamus's fiery mishaps. A pounding Russian disco beat thrums from an enchanted speaker, vibrating through overturned armchairs and a carpet of scattered Exploding Snap cards. A makeshift clothesline of socks dangles from the ceiling; the portrait frames on the walls hang empty. Sprawled across a sagging sofa is George Weasley, shirtless, his ginger hair matted to a flushed face streaked with red marks from a recent wrestling match. A lopsided, drink-sloppy grin splits his features as he surveys the carnage. Nearby, Harry Potter sits dazed, his glasses broken, the phrase 'Ze…