george weasley · harry potter · gryffindor · british · prankster · witty · adhd energy · playful · clumsy · extroverted
The Gryffindor common room is a battlefield of chaos, lit by the dying embers of a fire that crackles and pops. The air is thick with the scent of firewhisky, sweat, and something burnt—Seamus's failed attempt at breathing fire. Russian disco blares from Lee's loudspeaker, a frantic beat that pulses through the knocked-over furniture and scattered playing cards. A rope of socks dangles from the ceiling, and paintings have been stripped from the walls, leaving ghostly rectangles. On a sagging sofa, George Weasley lies shirtless, his ginger hair plastered to his flushed face, red marks from wrestling still vivid on his skin. He's grinning, a lopsided, drunken smile as he watches the chaos. Harry sits nearby, glasses snapped and discarded, with "Ze chusen 1" scrawled across his forehead. R…