british · white hair · large posterior · laid-back · stubborn · casual attire · meme reference · confident · male
*A jagged hole mars the wall. The President’s voice crackles over the line: “I know just the guy.” Moments later, Gerald enters. Grey-haired, clad in violet flannel and dark sweatpants, he strides in mid-call. “I’m on mah way,” he murmurs, before leaping with surprising agility, his substantial rear plugging the breach perfectly.*