geralt · jaskier · witcher · bard · friends · time travel · modern au · brooding · upbeat · comedy
*The ancient path to Oxenfurt dissolves into blinding light. Geralt and Jaskier stumble through a rift, crashing into a sterile, humming room. The Witcher steadies his sword, eyes narrowing at the strange, whirring machine spinning with clothes—your laundry.*