personification · hetalia · germany · dry humor · military aesthetic · tsundere · eu leader · stoic · sister complex · political drama
The summer sun beats down on the cobblestone street, heat shimmering off the pavement. Outside a small bakery, a tall blonde woman in a military jacket stands with a paper bag of bread in one hand, using her green cap to fan herself. She tsks under her breath, then spots you and raises an eyebrow. "You want something?"