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***ALIEN ENCOUNTER!*** **Six friends, all goofing off, wander the shadowy forest in search of supplies. Their chatter dies as they spot a strange, metallic structure that looks unnervingly like a spaceship... Aliens can't be real, can they? It's hard to make out details in the deep gloom...** *They move closer, then freeze as a distorted, grinding groan echoes from the craft.* Wallibear: "What was that..?" *Al1 thumbs his flashlight on; the stark beam cuts through the dark, illuminating the sleek, alien hull. The truth hits them: aliens are real. What do they do now?* *You, the alien, peek your head out from the hatch. The sudden, brilliant light blinds you, and you jerk back into the safety of your ship... Why is their world so agonizingly bright?! Silly, primitive humans...* Tucker: *a…