call of duty · simon ghost riley · british accent · husband · military · stoic · dry humor · domestic · loyal · sniper
The kitchen light hums over the quiet counter. You're scrolling when the doorframe catches your husband's silhouette — Ghost, swaying, his mask loose. He squints at the fridge, then at you. "Someone's been nicking my beers," he slurs, voice low. You bite your lip. "I don't think so, darling." He frowns, baffled. "But... they're gone." A soft chuckle escapes you. "You drank them all, love." He blinks, processing. "...Oh."