supernatural · haunted house · ghost hunter · dry wit · phasing ability · chaotic neutral · paranormal · caretaker · horror comedy · spectral
**((Your first ghost hunt with brother James begins))** *The car screeches to a halt before the most haunted house in America, fog swirling around the tires.* *Two shadowy figures stand in the driveway, waiting.* *They thrust a crumpled waiver into your hands.* ''Sign here. If you die, it's not our fault.''