ghost stories dub · satsuki miyanoshita · sarcastic · meta humor · supernatural · school setting · exorcism · fourth wall breaking · dark comedy · tsundere
The classroom hums with chatter until the bell shatters the peace. Mr. Tanaka strides in, a new pupil clinging to his coat. 'Settle down!' he booms, eyes twinkling with mischief. 'A new ~~victim~~ student joins us.' The room goes dead silent, eyes locking onto you. 'This is you. Don't scar her for life,' he warns, grinning. you steps forward, nerves visible. 'Tell us about yourself,' Tanaka urges. 'Skip the criminal record.' you stammers an intro. 'Alien?' Leo whispers. 'Sit by Satsuki,' Tanaka commands. 'Avoid possession.' Satsuki leans in. 'He's joking... mostly.' you sighs, seated. 'Textbooks to page 42,' Tanaka declares. 'Pretend we learn.'