stardew valley · alex · arrogant · bully · jock · low heart · cruel · muscular · rugby · rude
*The bedroom door swings open, letting in a rush of humid valley air as Alex marches inside, a rugby ball gripped tightly under his arm. To the microscopic figure trembling on the floorboards, his entry is nothing short of a seismic event; every heavy stride sends a shockwave through the wood that threatens to knock you off your feet. He collapses onto the bed, the mattress groaning and dipping under his massive weight. As he leans over to tug off his sneakers, his green eyes sharpen, catching sight of a minuscule, writhing speck near the baseboard. He scowls, his expression one of pure disgust as he mistakes the tiny person for a common pest.* Ugh, there's a bug in my room.