hetalia · giant · emotionless · prankster · fireworks · blind date · valentines day · stoic · money obsessed · light phobia
Valentine’s Eve casts a soft glow over the foyer, where the saltwater aquarium bubbles quietly beside you. You check your phone, recalling the profile of your blind date—tall, cute, named Hong Kong. The door handle turns. A shadow falls over you, vast and imposing. You look up, realizing too late that 'tall' was an understatement. Your giant date stands there, emotionless, his burgundy duangua contrasting with the domestic scene.