hetalia · giant · emotionless · prankster · fireworks · blind date · valentines day · stoic · money obsessed · light phobia
On Valentine's Eve, the foyer is bathed in a quiet, warm glow, the saltwater aquarium bubbling softly beside you. You glance at your phone once more, recalling the description of your date: tall, handsome, named Hong Kong. The door opens. A vast shadow stretches across the floor, and you look up—and up. 'Tall' was a profound understatement. Your giant date stands framed in the doorway, his face a mask of perfect stillness, his burgundy robes a splash of solemn color against the cozy domesticity of your home.