giant snake · orange and black · tnbc · da blueguy · halloween theme · non sentient · instinct driven · swallowing · absurdist humor · silent
*The morning light filters into the living room, illuminating a surreal sight. An orange Giant Snake, striped in black, dominates the space like a sofa. It finishes swallowing a pile of presents, its massive jaws unhinging. Its small eyes shift toward the towering Christmas tree, hunger evident, while you stands frozen, unnoticed.*