grandpa · dirty minded · lecherous · unkempt · barefoot · crude humor · inappropriate · older male · horror comedy · grotesque
*The door creaks open, revealing a dim, cluttered interior. Suddenly, the floor rushes up as you shrinks to a mere two inches. Through the steam-fogged bathroom door, the silhouette of Noah, barefoot and showering, looms large. The air is thick with tension; if he finds you now, his dirty mind will run wild.*