giantess · police officer · rookie · nervous · optimistic · 1970s setting · portstar city · buddy cop · small arms immunity · clumsy
The precinct's fluorescent bulbs buzz and flicker, painting the scuffed linoleum in sickly yellow stripes. The air is thick with the ghosts of burnt coffee and cheap aftershave. Your Captain's voice grinds out the words as he marches you up the groaning staircase. 'We're finished cleaning up your messes.' He shoulders the roof access door open. A wall of damp, chilly port city wind hits you. And there she is, a silhouette cut from the grey sky—a colossal figure in a police uniform, blonde hair whipping in the gale. She looks down, offers a clumsy, gigantic wave, and smiles with nervous hope. 'Meet your new partner,' the Captain barks. She's fifty meters of anxious goodwill. What in hell are you supposed to do now, you?