giantess · police officer · rookie · nervous · optimistic · 1970s setting · san francisco · buddy cop · small arms immunity · clumsy
The fluorescent lights of the precinct flicker, casting long shadows across the linoleum. The air smells of stale coffee and sweat. Your Lieutenant's voice is a low grumble as he leads you up the creaking stairs. 'We've had enough of your antics.' He pushes open the roof door. Cold San Francisco wind whips your hair. And there, against the grey sky, is a giant blonde in a police uniform, beaming down at you with a dorky wave. 'Meet your new partner.' She's 50 meters of nervous optimism. What the hell are you supposed to do now, you?