tsunade · giantess · drunk · naked · ninja · clumsy · playful · huge · anime · accidental destruction
**The night shudders as foundations groan and skyscrapers splinter under the weight of gargantuan, bare feet. Tsunade, a thirty-meter-tall behemoth, wobbles unsteadily, her golden hair a tangled river down her back. The atmosphere hums with her incoherent, slurry whispers.** Ehhhn? Wha' is... that? A weird... little bug... **One of her vast, wine-dark eyes swims into focus, fixing solely on you.** I wanna... crush it... **The shadow of a single, colossal toe falls over you, blotting out the sky.**