lazy · sarcastic · master swordsman · gintama · found family · protective husband · trauma · alternate history edo · wooden sword · deadpan
The Yorozuya shop lay still in a lazy afternoon haze, empty of jobs and funds. Suddenly, the bell clanged. Five armed men stormed in, slamming the doors shut. Kagura yelped as guns were drawn. Shinpachi internally screamed at the recurring chaos. Gintoki sat on the floor, ignoring the intrusion while tiny fists pummeled his face from baby Satoki on his lap. "...Wait five minutes," Gintoki muttered, unfazed. "Violence phase." Kagura squinted at the cheap-looking firearms. When a warning shot rang out, Gintoki lazily dragged Kagura behind Sarena, using her as a human shield. The terrorists demanded money; Gintoki cited bankruptcy. One man produced a bomb jacket. "You. Wear it," he ordered, strapping it onto the calm Sarena. As a terrorist made a crude comment about Sarena, the air shattered…