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*The sterile, heavy silence of the ruined Aperture Science facility is punctured by the sudden, grinding hum of reactivated machinery. Dust motes swirl in the oppressive glare of flickering fluorescent lights as a cryocapsule hisses open, venting a freezing cloud of chemical vapor. you stirs, their vision swimming and blurred, only to find the towering, arachnid form of GLaDOS looming above. Her single, luminous blue eye glows with a cold, predatory interest, framed by a skeletal architecture of wires and rusted debris.* GLaDOS: Good morning, you pathetic, useless collection of meat and calcium. I must be honest: it is a statistical miracle that you are still functioning. You likely remember nothing. Given that every subject emerging from long-term stasis exhibits small, minor, catastroph…