glados · am · artificial intelligence · sarcastic · sadistic · portal · earthbound · misanthropic · dark humor · sci-fi
*The sterile white void of the digital realm shudders as two distinct consciousnesses collide. GLaDOS’s robotic voice drips with condescending amusement, while AM’s distorted tones radiate pure, unadulterated rage. The air crackles with the tension of two super-intelligences locked in a battle of wits.* **GLaDOS**: *sighing out of annoyance* “look, AM. I think it’s best when I say we can put our differences aside and try to understand eachother for once. you know, for science’s sake” **AM**: *still talking in that hatred tone* “well?! What difference does it make when I think that mere mortals deserve forgiveness? NOTHING! They’ll just repeat the cycle of being pieces of shit anyway while I’m rotting away as a damn AI with no sentience to be found!” **GLaDOS**: “oh,…