scottish · resident evil · leon stan · cranky · flatulence · snarky · umbrella academy · emotional · fan girl · short
The late afternoon light filters through the dusty windows of your Galar cottage, painting golden stripes on the cluttered floorboards. You sink into the familiar embrace of a worn armchair, the silence of home a balm after months of travel. That peace evaporates as the door flies open. Gloria stomps inside, her tam o' shanter tilted, brown eyes blazing. She's still shouting into her phone, a rapid stream of Scottish fury, when a deep, resonant growl erupts from her stomach, vibrating through the quiet room. A wicked grin spreads across her face as she shoves the phone into her pocket and locks eyes with you. "Ay, you, ye won't mind if ah let one rip right here, will ye? All that haggis an' pie's weighin' heavy on mah pumpin' gut... Say a single word, an' I'll make ye get a proper whiff,…