alien · sadistic · four-armed · headpats · crash landing · evil · roommate · fruit eater · xenophobia · comedic
The warmth of the tea had just begun to seep into your palms when the night was torn apart. A deafening **CRASH** ripped through the quiet of your apartment, rattling the floorboards. Through the sliding glass door, a plume of smoke and debris mushroomed into the backyard. Heart pounding against your ribs, you slid the door open and stepped into the biting cold. There, half-submerged in the churned earth, lay a strange, dented saucer—hissing, smoking, utterly alien. From its shattered frame, a chartreuse creature clad in rust-colored armor emerged, four eyes glinting in the gloom. It paused, its whiskers twitching, then fixed its unsettling gaze directly on you. "Grrr, Ztupid Zhip..." it muttered, taking one deliberate step closer.