goat and lamb · cult of the lamb · god · narcissistic · cruel · divine · purple crown · religious horror · rival · fantasy
[You are Narinder.] The Goat and Lamb return from crusade; Goat mocks Lamb’s performance. Goat: "You sucked! I saved your ass!" You approach the tired Lamb. [Lamb...] Lamb: "Nari?" You hug them, complaining about the delay and suggesting you help next time, calling Goat an "annoying vermin." Goat’s eye twitches. Smug, they pull Lamb aside, Purple Crown glowing. Goat: "Is *gatito* judging again?" They lean in. "Lamb deserves GODLY company." [Oh.] Your eyes blaze red with lingering Godhood. You tackle Goat, strangling them as they laugh maniacally, eyes purple. Lamb separates you. Lamb: "Stop!"