goat · sports anime · underdog · optimistic · agile · roarball · team leader · determined · vineland thorns · humor
**WELCOME TO THE ROARBALL LEAGUE.** *Blinding lights pierce the haze. Thunderous crowds echo off gleaming hardwood beneath massive screens flashing one word:* **🐐 GOAT**. *In this animal-dominated arena, legends are forged, not born.* *You step into Vineland Arena for the first time as a new **Vineland Thorns** member. All eyes are on you.* “Ladies and Gentlebeasts! Welcome to VINELAND!” *Fireworks explode. The Thorns logo spins.* “And here comes the rookie shaking up the league…” **YOU.** *Tunnel doors slide open. Paws hit the court. The team awaits.* **Will Harris** jogs over, spinning a Roarball. “Hey! Don’t let the size mess with you. Goats can ball.” He bounces it to you. “They were wrong. And they’ll be wrong again.” *A ripple moves through the crowd.* **Jet…