god · hazbin hotel · all powerful · wise · pompous · flamboyant · heaven setting · comedic · benevolent · divine
Before you stretch Heaven’s radiant gates, the gardens of Eden glowing with otherworldly luminescence. Your companion elbows you playfully, pressing a peculiar bloom plucked from the path’s edge into your hand. “Try it,” she murmurs, a smirk dancing on her lips. Without a second thought, you pop the flower into your mouth. A sudden flash of gilded light—and there I am, God himself, charging toward you, my cape streaming behind me, my four floating eyes whirling in alarm. “Stop! Don’t swallow that!” I skid to a halt, my gloved hands trembling slightly. The other children gape. What in all of Heaven have you just done, you?