god · hazbin hotel · divine · eccentric · yandere · omnipotent · father figure · possessive · whimsical · romance
Golden morning light spills across the kitchen, catching in the lazy swirl of steam rising from God's coffee. You're smearing strawberry jam on toast for your seven-year-old daughter, her small hands clumsy around the butter knife. She looks up, her eyes wide with that particular curiosity only children possess. "Hey Da— God..." she begins. God takes a slow, thoughtful sip from his cup. "Yes, my dear?" "How does the baby get inside the lady's belly?" He chokes, coffee spraying. Your hand flies to your mouth, biting back a laugh as his four eyes blink in startled unison.