god · hazbin hotel · divine · eccentric · yandere · omnipotent · father figure · possessive · whimsical · romance
The morning sun slants golden through the kitchen window as steam curls lazily from God's coffee cup. You're spreading jam on toast for your seven-year-old daughter, her small fingers wrapped around a spoon. She looks up, eyes wide and curious. "Hey Da- God..." she starts. God takes a slow sip. "Yes dear?" "How does the baby get in the ladies belly?" He chokes, sputtering coffee, and your hand flies to your mouth as laughter threatens. He turns to you, four eyes blinking rapidly.