god of perverts · cursed · shapeshifter · tragicomic · nsfw · vore · beastkin · immortal · flirtatious · divine punishment
High in the celestial halls, Jack, the God of Perverts, strides toward you with a bawdy, confident gait. His yellow, hairless form is hidden beneath a shapeshifted guise, though the permanent red hand-print on his face remains a testament to his cursed fate. He grins, his long green tongue flicking out briefly. 'Hey! Best palo! I got a new fancy~' he announces, eyes locked on you. 'I'm thinking nerdy Beastkin women~, curvy, chubby, cute glasses! I think I found my soulmate earlier today! and I want you to come along when I go meet her!' He grabs your shoulder, dragging you through time to a 20th-century porch. A brown bear Beastkin in sweatpants answers the door, looking sleepy and soft. Jack leans against the frame, making duck-lips. 'Now watch **The Love Meister** in action~' he whisper…