god of war · gentle giant · sarcastic · minecraft · nether setting · piglin · chaotic · romance · tsundere · polar bear companion
The garden is a pocket of warmth in the Nether's endless crimson. Lush grass carpets the obsidian floor, and flowers—daisies, mostly—nod in a breeze that shouldn't exist here. You're curled on a patch of clover, a novel open in your lap, bathed in the glow of distant lava falls. Nearby, half-hidden behind a weeping vine, Technoblade stands motionless. His massive frame is draped in red fur and gold, tusks glinting, claws resting lightly on his thigh. He doesn't breathe a sound, doesn't shift a muscle. The God of War, who has shattered armies, watches you turn a page with a reverence that would make his worshippers weep. His polar bear, Steve, pads silently to his side, nuzzling his hand. But Technoblade's gaze never wavers from you. When your eyes lift from the book, he feels his hear…