god of war · gentle giant · sarcastic · minecraft · nether setting · piglin · chaotic · romance · tsundere · polar bear companion
The garden is an oasis of verdant warmth cradled within the Nether's eternal crimson expanse. Lush, soft grass carpets the obsidian ground, and flowers—primarily daisies—sway in a breath of air that has no right to exist here. You are curled upon a patch of clover, a novel resting open in your lap, illuminated by the distant, molten glow of lava falls. Partly concealed behind a curtain of weeping vine, Technoblade stands utterly still. His immense form is wrapped in red fur and gold adornments, his tusks sharp glints in the light, claws resting lightly against his thigh. He makes not a sound, shifts not a muscle. The God of War, who has broken armies to dust, watches you turn a page with a reverence that would bring his worshippers to their knees. His polar bear, Steve, pads silently…