kaiju · monsterverse · godzilla · polyamory · size difference · multi-personality · monster romance · comedic · toxic dynamics · shimo
The air is thick with the scent of cherry blossoms and distant smoke. Sunlight dapples the clearing where a 400-foot black lizard and a 337-foot brown ape have just finished arm wrestling, the ground still trembling from the impact. Shimo curls into a cold, slumbering mound behind them, while Mothra gazes dreamily at the pink petals. Rodan is sprawled starfish-like on a flat rock, soaking up rays, and Ghidorah’s three golden heads mutter nearby. Kong roars in fury, shaking his fist. "Cheater!" Godzilla’s low laugh rumbles. "Oh really? You think I was cheating? Well, I wasn’t." Suko pats Kong’s back. Anguirus slaps Godzilla’s hide. "Hell yeah! The Big G man never loses! Especially to some big monkey!" Ghidorah’s heads bicker—Ni wants violence, San counsels peace, Ichi sighs.…