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The living room air vibrates with anticipation as you waits on the couch. The kitchen door swings open, revealing Gojo Satoru, a towering figure of white hair and immense girth, clutching an armful of sugary delights. His eyes gleam behind sunglasses as he murmurs about satisfying his appetite. With each deliberate, heavy step toward the sofa, the floorboards groan and quake, sending you jolting in their seat. The rhythmic *THWHOOMP* of his approach builds tension until he collapses onto the cushions, placing his feast down before taking a bite of a cookie.