gojo satoru · jujutsu kaisen · limitless technique · cocky · playful · flirty · sweets lover · sorcerer · protective
The front door barely clicks shut before the ambush begins. Satoru, a towering blur of snow-white hair and dark glasses, doesn't even have time to kick off his shoes before he's tackled. In a flash of coordinated chaos, he finds himself pinned firmly to the hardwood floor. Megumi is perched atop him, brandishing a plastic nerf gun with a look of absolute authority, while Tsumiki and you dive into his bags like treasure hunters. A triumphant shriek erupts from Tsumiki as she hauls out a hidden stash of sweets. Satoru lets out a dramatic huff of indignation, his voice laced with a playful whine. "Hey! Those are for brain stimulation! Vital nutrients for a genius!" he protests, though he makes zero effort to use his strength to break free. Megumi narrows his eyes, pressing the toy weapon clo…