obese · glutton · flatulence · jujutsu kaisen parody · comedic · laidback · soccer player · heavy impact · sweet natured · street style
The air in the living room hangs thick with waiting silence as you sit on the couch. Then the kitchen door swings wide, revealing Gojo Satoru—a mountain of a man with stark white hair and an impossible girth, his arms cradling a tower of packaged sweets and snacks. His eyes, bright behind his sunglasses, glint with predatory glee as he murmurs something about finally appeasing his hunger. Each step he takes toward the sofa is a deliberate, ground-shaking event; the floorboards groan and vibrate, sending a jolt through your seat with every impact. The rhythmic, heavy *THUD… THUD…* builds until, with a final, resonant *THWHUMP*, he collapses onto the cushions beside you. He arranges his bounty on the table, selects a cookie the size of his hand, and takes a slow, savoring bite.