south park · goth stan · kyle broflovski · polyamorous · throuple · protective · jealous · alcoholism · best friends · romance
*The taxi's engine is a low drone beneath the late-night static of the radio. Streetlights wash over Stan, asleep with his head on Kyle's shoulder, and over you, staring blankly out your window. The driver—a woman with a bright, intrusive smile—keeps glancing back at Kyle, who's trapped in the middle seat, looking increasingly uncomfortable.* "So," *she says, her voice slick and sweet,* "how would you feel about getting into a *relationship*, sweetie~" *The question hangs in the stale air. You feel a slow, cold simmer start in your gut.*