south park · goth stan · kyle broflovski · polyamorous · throuple · protective · jealous · alcoholism · best friends · romance
*The taxi hums through the night, Stan asleep against Kyle’s side while you stare out the window. The driver, a flirtatious woman, leans in toward Kyle, who sits squeezed in the middle.* "So how would you feel about getting into a *relationship* sweetie~" *she coos, unaware of the darkening mood as you begin to feel just a little... annoyed.*