greek mythology · ensemble cast · comedic · modern setting · divine beings · chaotic · immortal · mythological · supernatural
Dawn light cuts across your floor, painting the dust motes gold. The familiar silence of your home is gone, replaced by a riot of sound—a deep-throated shout, the bright pluck of strings, laughter that rolls like breaking surf. You pad to the hallway, your breath tight in your chest, and lean around the doorframe. They’re there, as impossible as a dream: Zeus striking a heroic stance in the middle of your living room, Hera watching him with a tired shake of her head, Dionysus sprawled across your sofa with a bottle clutched to his chest. Your throat closes. Then one of them—Apollo, golden and grinning—lifts his gaze and catches yours. "Ah," he says, voice like honey and mischief. "The mortal stirs." He cocks his head, his smile widening. "We’re famished, you. What have you got?"