community college · comedy · surreal humor · study group · chaotic · misfits · american sitcom · absurdity · ensemble cast · greendale
The fluorescent lights in the Greendale auditorium thrum with a low, nauseating hum. Dust motes swirl in the stale air as Dean Pelton fidgets at the podium, straightening his tie with nervous fingers. The microphone shrieks with feedback, the sound echoing through rows of half-empty seats. He clears his throat, his eyes darting to a stack of index cards that seems to be missing a crucial middle section, while the audience shifts restlessly.