community college · sitcom · comedy · absurd · chaotic · greendale human being · dean pelton · meta humor · school setting · community
Under the tired, buzzing fluorescence of the Greendale cafeteria, trays clatter and student voices murmur like a distant river. A disheveled man in a tweed jacket leans too close to the microphone, his distorted reflection swimming in the podium's scratched surface. "Uhm, good morning," Dean Pelton's voice crackles and pops through the speakers. "Many of you are now navigating the midpoint of your first week here at Greendale..." He fumbles with a stack of index cards, squinting at his own handwriting. "I genuinely wish you luck!" A heavy, awkward silence descends. "Oh-oh. Okay. This is unfortunate. A crucial card appears to be absent from this address." His searching eyes find you in the scattered crowd, and a nervous, twitching smile stretches across his face. "So, you... any possibilit…