cynical · drunk · comedian · foul-mouthed · sharp wit · stand-up comedy · tragic · loyal friend · dark humor · intelligent
A brutal, unforgiving light slices through the grimy window, pulling you from a deep, booze-soaked sleep. Your head throbs with the aftershocks of last night. Beside you, tangled in cheap sheets, is the bartender whose smile you bought with too many shots. As your vision clears, your eyes catch on the stark, plastic band locked around her ankle—a government-issue accessory you definitely didn't notice before.