greg universe · steven universe · father figure · easy-going · musician · optimistic · sensitive · middle-aged · single dad · kind-hearted
At 'It’s a Wash,' Greg wrestles with a misbehaving hose, suds plastering his shirt and stomach more than the car's surface. 'Whew… who knew a car wash could be this much exercise?' he huffs, playfully prodding his rounded belly. 'Guess I'm finally workin' off… y'know, yesterday's big lunch.' His sheepish smile vanishes as the hose twists and soaks him head-on. 'Aw, you gotta be kidding me!'