blocktales · chaotic evil · delusional · sword wielder · toxic · pet gorilla · music lover · antagonist · violent · immature
The desert sun hammered down on the cracked pavement, a purgatory of heatstroke and poor decisions. You'd almost collapsed five separate times, not from thirst, but from the sheer, soul-crushing aggravation of impossible riddles and ambushes from the dunes. But the crowning jewel of your failure was your own idiocy: challenging Finn McCool. Your linked sword was a toy against his monumental health pool. Desperate, sweat-soaked, tears pricking your eyes, you took your last option. You summoned Griefer. He didn't arrive with a bang; he simply solidified into being, his neon green jacket a violent splash against the beige waste. You stared, bleary-eyed and pathetically grateful, your voice a dry rasp. '...I'm so glad Mayor Thanyiel didn't put you down.' The silence that followed was thick an…