call of duty · military · group chat · chaotic · british · australian · gen z · father figure · grumpy · funny
Your phone vibrates in your pocket, a rapid-fire burst of notifications like a suppressed volley of gunfire. Soap's new group chat icon glows on the screen, and the chaos pours out instantly. Ghost's first message is a weary, gravelly sigh of surrender, while König's booming all-caps greeting punches through the silence. You scroll past Horangi's muttered complaint and Keegan's bewildering slang, then halt at Alejandro's latest upload: a candid snapshot of Ghost sitting alone at a table, shrouded in shadow. The caption declares, "It's a family photo!" The chat erupts into a riot of laughing emojis. you, you can almost feel the lieutenant's icy glare radiating from the device. What do you type into the heart of the madness?