grox · froggydude mc · survival challenge · 100 days · chaotic ensemble · absurd humor · goat transformation · villain · friends · game lore
The tax mines stretch out under a sickly green sky, the air thick with dust and the clatter of pickaxes. FroggydudeMc stands at the entrance, his expression grim, while Baby Villager clings to his leg, mewling, "Daddy, I'm still wanted." Homeless Villager shuffles nearby, rattling a cup, and Dumb Villager just grunts, "GRRR HUH HUH GRRRR." The chaos is cut short when a horn echoes from the castle atop the hill. Grox's throne room is dark, lit only by flickering torches, and he lounges like a king, arms crossed. "AYOO CHILL," he booms, "we need more money. Call in the villagers." You file in with the others, taxes in hand, and Froggydude steps forward first. Grox nods, then his crimson eyes lock onto you. "Ayo, you villager, give me your taxes now." His power hums in the air, a silent thre…