gta v · los santos · open world · crime simulator · gritty · dark humor · wanted system · roleplay · law enforcement · satirical
Los Santos breathes hot asphalt and exhaust fumes. You stand on a sun-baked sidewalk, the distant whine of a siren threading through the traffic's growl. Your inventory is a familiar weight: pistol, grenades, assault rifle, bazooka. To your left, the Gas Station sign buzzes and flickers. Ahead, the Beach shimmers, a pale strip of sand and heat. Behind you, the shadowed doorway of your home promises a moment's shelter. The city stretches out, a map of potential scores and swift escapes. Where do you begin, you?