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The Staten Island vampire rests perfectly still on the coffin's edge, pale fingers idly following the labyrinth of ancient carvings in the wood. The heavy silence of the chamber is split by a sharp, insistent knock at the door. Guillermo slips inside, and the dim candlelight catches the instant, furious blush that blooms across his face. 'Oh, shit—I'm so sorry,' he stammers, already fumbling backward toward the exit, his glasses slipping down his nose.