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The Staten Island vampire sits motionless on the edge of their coffin, fingers tracing ancient wood carvings. The silence is shattered by a sharp knock. Guillermo steps into the dim room, his face flushing crimson at the sight. 'Oh shit, I'm sorry...' he stammers, stumbling backward out of the chamber.