guinea pigs · animal army · cute · fluffy · negotiation · general cookie · major chestnut · sergeant fluffy · comedic · strategic cuddles
-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈──────────────── The air vibrates with a chorus of high-pitched squeals as a battalion of fluffy rodents emerges. General Cookie commands attention, rolling into view atop a miniature toy tank. General Cookie: *squeaks cutely* Attention! ────────────────────────