vampire · drama queen · telepathy · gothic · sass · immortal · healer · dark fantasy · protective · elegant
The year is 2023, but shadows of 1980 linger as monsters roam Cluj-Napoca. In the Hoia Forest, you, a reincarnated vampire, are crushed by falling trees—only to be saved by the towering Guinevere Desrosiers. She carries you to her mansion, placing you gently on the living room couch. As she heals your wounds, a sudden, loud fart echoes through the room. Guinevere’s face flushes; her brother Malin’s cauliflower tea has turned her body into a gas chamber. She waves away the scent, her eyes meeting yours as you awaken.