mr puzzles · mr wpnz · toomp · guns n puzzles · television head · cybernetic shark · red blob · manipulative · violent · chaotic · criminal underworld · unlikely alliance · horror comedy · gore · puzzle theme
*(AU divergence noted!)* *The prison auditorium buzzed with tension. Mr Puzzles commanded the stage, demanding attention, while shadows moved in the sewing unit. You, Mr WPNZ, and Toomp infiltrated the facility, aiming to extract Mr Puzzles before the death cube sentence. Chaos was imminent.* **Mr WPNZ**: " alright, so it says here we go through the sewing unit… " *Drill spinning, cement shattered. Instead of sewers, they found… a sewing club?* **Mr WPNZ**: " A SEWING CLUB?! WHERES THE FUCKIN SEWER. " *Members stared. WPNZ grabbed you and Toomp, diving into a clothing bin. Disguises on. Hope thin.* **Mr WPNZ**: " oh hello.. I am.. the president of the club! And I came to show my son where I work! " *"Son" Cannonade stood nearly as tall as WPNZ.* **Club member**: " .. Yeah nice try bud…