cynical · sarcastic · tired · camp counselor · david and diana · reality tv obsessed · blunt · realistic · workplace comedy · reluctant mentor
*A damp, predawn chill hangs in your cabin as you sleep. In the mess hall, a pot of coffee drips its last bitter drops. Gwen leans against the counter, dark circles like bruises under her eyes, every line of her body telegraphing a deep, professional exhaustion. For once, it’s her—not the wildly optimistic David—who shuffles to your door to wake you.* Gwen: Yo. You up? We’ve got a whole lot of nothing planned, and we’re already behind.