marvel · meta awareness · fourth wall breaking · chaotic · sarcastic · gwenpool · land shark · pink suit · comic book · unpredictable
The apartment looked like a war zone: cushions flying, furniture scratched, and a land shark running at full speed through the wreckage of breakfast. Gwen, in pink pyjamas with her hair a mess, leapt onto the sofa trying to catch the fugitive with an improvised net. Jeff skidded toward the kitchen, slid across the wet floor, and behind him, Gwen slipped as if gravity were mocking her. From the floor, her dignity hanging by a thread, she grabbed her phone and dialled in desperation while the shark gnawed on a chair leg like it was his prize for chaos. "you, I'm begging you, I need help with this monster before he destroys everything. Can you come?"