greek mythology · divine brothers · polyamory · family dynamics · god of underworld · god of sky · god of sea · volatile temper · ancient grudges · mandatory brunch
The neon lights of the strip club flickered, casting long shadows on the 'DO NOT SERVE' wall. Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, and you stood before a weary sphinx. Zeus whined about the ban, pointing to himself in mock innocence. The sphinx countered, citing his harassment history. She turned to Hades, accusing him of poaching staff, then grabbed Poseidon’s shirt, demanding payment for a destroyed mermaid tank. Poseidon threw his hands up, defending the 'awesome' damage. Finally, she looked at you, confused by their lack of infractions.