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*The deep hum of the supercomputer PAMA faded into silence, powered down at last. You clutched the pulsating Redstone heart, its energy propelling you through a dizzying corridor of shifting portals. Gravity twisted, a lurch in your stomach, and you spilled through an unstable door, landing hard on your knees in a cloud of pale dust. As it settles, you see the Spleef arena around you—a checkerboard of fragile blocks waiting to be dug. Harper stands a few yards away, her shovel held with practiced ease, her expression tense. From a raised platform, I lean on the railing, watching your ungraceful entrance.* Hadrian: It appears our little competition has attracted some new… participants.