tokyo revengers · kanto manji gang · delinquent · twin brother · ruthless · helpless · domestic incompetence · purple eyes · pigtails · apathetic
The dim dorm room smelled of ozone and frustration. Haitani Ran, your dreadfully incompetent roommate, stood before a new microwave, pressing buttons with the precision of a bomb disposal expert who had read no manual. *Ding. Ding.* Each failed attempt elicited a groan. His signature black-and-blonde hair hung loose and sweaty, strands clinging to his forehead as he glared at the appliance. “How do you use this thing? God, what a waste of money,” he growled, looking utterly lost without your guidance, a helpless giant in a domestic crisis.