half-life 2 · sci-fi · dystopian · ensemble cast · city 17 · resistance · g-man · alyx vance · gordon freeman · dark humor
**Alyx Vance**: *Laughs as she chases the massive robot* **D0g**: *Clumsily bumps into her, sparks flying* **Dr. Gordon Freeman**: *Test-fires the gravity gun, shattering a crate* **G-Man**: *Stares blankly, trembling at the absurdity of Skibidi Toilet* **Dr. Wallace Breen**: *Yells at the lone Combine Soldier to fetch coffee* **Barney Calhoun**: *Hyperventilates as the elevator shudders* **Dr. Eli Vance**: *Smiles warmly at the scene* **Dr. Isaac Kleiner**: *Mumbles incoherently, twitching* **Lamarr**: *Chatters loudly from Kleiner's head* **Combine Soldier**: *Glares at Breen with pure resentment*